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 Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:57 am Post subject: Questions that make make you think. |
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After eating do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
Does killing time damage eternity?
How can you identify a person using there dental records?if you do not know who they are ,you certainly will not know who there dentist is.
why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
why dosnt tarzan have a beard?
why do 24 hour shops have a lock on there door?
what are occasional tables the rest of the time?
why is it when some one tell you that there is a billion stars in the sky you belive them yet when some tell you that there is wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
if quizzes are quizzical,what are tests?
what do they ship styrofoam in ?
why is it called tourist season when you cant shoot them?
why is a boxing ring square?
why do you never see the head line "psychic wins lottery?
why does no one say"its only a game"when there team is winning?
why dosnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "my name is ???? and im a alcoholic?
why do doctors leave the room when you get undresses?
why wait till a pig is dead to cure it?
why do we wash bath towels?arent we clean when we use them?
why sterlise needles for lethal injection?
why do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store for a prescription when healthy people can buy ciggerettes at the frount?
why do people point at there wrist when they ask people the time?do the point to there croth when when they ask people where the toilet is?
why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
why did kamikaze pilots wear helmits?
why are there stairs inside but steps outside?
what would a chair look like if knees bent the other way?
what happens if you get scared half to death twice?
what do sheep count when they can get no sleep?
we know the speed of light ,but what is the speed of dark?
is it bad luck to be superstitious?
if your born again do you have two belly buttons?
if you were to choke a smurf what colour would it turn?
if polish people are called poles why arnt people from holland called holes?
if you try to fail and suceed what have you done?
if someone with a multiple personality disorder kthreatens to kill there self,is it considered a hostage situation?
if love is blind ,why is lingerie so popular?
if corn oil is made of corn,vegtable oil made of vegtables whats baby oil?
if a pig loses its voice is it disgruntled?
how is it that a "all butter croissant" isnt a big slab of butter?
how could superman stop bullets in his chest ,but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him.?
have you ever imagened a world without hypotheical situations?
dosnt expecting the unexpected make the expected become the expected?
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