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 Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:20 pm Post subject: mmmmmm...... |
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1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
>>> does he become disoriented?
>>> 2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
>>> Holland called Holes?
>>> 3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
>>> 4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
>>> 5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
>>> 6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
>>> 7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
>>> 8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who
>>> drives a racing car not called a racist?
>>> 9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
>>> 10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
>>> 11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
>>> 12. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
>>> Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
>>> 13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
>>> that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
>>> models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
>>> 14. What hair colour do they put on the driver's licences of bald men?
>>> 15. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little
>>> spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
>>> 16. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What
>>> are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their
>>> pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while
>>> they deliver the mail?
>>> 17. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
>>> 18. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
>>> 19. Ever wonder about those people who spend £2.00 apiece on those
>>> little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
>>> 20. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing
>>> section in a swimming pool?
>>> 21. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea, does that mean that one
>>> enjoys it?
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