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Child hood pranks

What tricks and jokes did you used to get up to at school ?
GTB

I (or should I say we) nearly got suspended along with Pete "Eggy" Evans when we got caught walking about on top of the four storey block at North Wing (now sadly gone).

As for pranks.................. Phewwwwww! Where do I start??  8)  :lol:

Chucking peoples bags and pencil cases out of the top windows of the four storey block was a common theme amongst many pupils whilst I was at Bentley.
Local lass

Well lets see.
sitting in maths behind melody chapman and flicking ink on here shirt with the trusty fountains pens.

undoing the tops of mates drink bottles in there bags so they would leek.

nicking the sheldon rounders ball as we lost the match  to them

setting fire to the bin down spring lane (it was accidental)wathcing the smoke in maths

locking mr thorton in the adjoining cubored in tech.

i didnt do it but i always remember melody chapman doing a paper mache knob on mr staggs trophey in his room .he was not impressd

letting off the fire extinquishers

on a friday morning we were at north wing and always went down whenhill for a smoke.always picking up a pint of milk from someones door stop.on the way.

a certain someone in my year decided to spray paint a car down wenhill but the silly sod spray painted his name :roll:

drawing pins on chairs was a favourite .
Kizzy

Never really did much, just the usual hiding bags and stuff.

Switched over the TV during Tucker's history class when he was out of the room to watch Neighbours - For ages he thought there was something wrong with the VCR

Pritt stick on door handles (Tucker again)

Wound up a couple of teachers - but did that just by being Clunk's sister.

I had a few pulled on me though..................

In fact I remember Local Lass pouring a pot of black powder paint over my GCSE piece I was working on in the middle of art.

Someone flicked chewing gum in my hair - had to had a huge chunk cut out
Martin Peck

I remember in Arty Harris's lesson putting bit of rubber on the heater. He would think the electric were faulty and send us out. We did it nearly every week you think he would have learnt.

We put cows eyeballs from biology lessons in the girls lockers always good for a laugh.

Martin
GTB

Ahhh, the cow eyeballs. 8)  Now we did have some fun with those.
Clunk

I think I hold a record for being kicked out of Tuckers class.
16 seconds. Can't remember why. He came in the class and said 'Ah, Mr Clunk. Nice of you to join us. Stand outside please.'

Throwing clay onto the wall in an art class.

We did find out that if you stood on the wall of the old swimming pool at south wing, you had a nice view of the girls changing room.  :twisted:

Got into the room above the stage in south wing once. It was very dusty up there, so I opened the windows. They were still open last time I saw them (just before they built all the new buildings at south wing.)

A mate of mine from a different tutor group, sat with us during our tutorial lesson, and it was half an hour before Miss Bower noticed.

The best one was when two of my mates were fighting, one of them started to cry. Miss Bower sent him into the store room, then sent the other lad in there to comfort him. (she did not see the fight) It was amusing to see the lads face being repeatedly pressed up against the glass. Miss Bower wouldn't fall for the 'err, miss. Look behind you' trick, until a particularly hefty thud grabbed her attention.
Local lass

In fact I remember Local Lass pouring a pot of black powder paint over my GCSE piece I was working on in the middle of art.

i cant remember that kizzy.i know i sprikled some on emma russ painting.
were you in aggots class?

clunk where was the swimming pool in south wing?
Clunk

Local lass wrote:
clunk where was the swimming pool in south wing?
Beside the gym. It was filled in before you got there. But if you stood on it, and looked through the gym, you could see into the girls changing room.
Chepfer

Swimming pool View,
Didn't you ever notice the queue of boys stood around all looking rather sneaky !.

I remember the room above the south wing stage in the hall !.
Also underneath the stage in the north wing hall was a huge kind of cellar area !.

The roof of the north wing block, we got up there one day, great views !

As for pranks, i remember flicking a blister off my foot at Damian (you'll know him Clunk), it hit him on the cheek and he screamed so bad !. When Mrs hopkins asked what was going on i kind of glared at him and he never said a thing !. I still feel real bad about that, so if your on here Mr C , my apologies.

One of my other friends Craig B (No longer with us) was smoking while walking along the link road and Mr Stagg came the other way, he hid the fag in his coat pocket but it was like a shell suit thing !!!!! and man did he run around while the flames licked all around him !!!!!. So funny as Mr Stagg tried putting "Him" out !. God Bless ya Craig !!.

So much more i cant put on here !
Local lass

talking of link road and smoking one of the most brilliant things i saw was was gary lovelocks older brother(can not remember his name)walking along the link road a teacher coming the other way and he flicked the cig back in to his mouth ,walked past the teacher flicked it back out and carried on smoking.

chepfer the blister thing is disgusting :?  :lol:
Clunk

Local lass wrote:
gary lovelocks older brother
Lee

Mr Cook used to pass me regularly on the way home from school by castle park. Everytime he would make a comment about us smoking.
superdons

as i remember the view from the swimming pool was greatly enhanced if some kind soul had broken the window on the girls showers :P
Local lass

you bunch of pervs :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

saw today on the gazette forum that some prankster had super glued the padlock to the gates on emery gate car park.
i know i shouldnt but i could not help but smile. :lol:
Clunk

Local lass wrote:
you bunch of pervs :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Hey. I resemble that remark.  :P
Local lass

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Chepfer

You only need look at Local lasses Avatar to realise it ain't just us blokes  !!!!  :D
superdons

i would still be there except i am waaaaay too old  :x
daffy

:oops: we started to make paper chains in the girls toilets on the forth floor with toilet paper ,miss Rymer had all the girls in the hall trying to find the culprits we didnt own up but we volunteer to clear it up ,she was so pleased she bought us a mars bar !

:wink: Iwas in mr Harmers class and there was some workman on the roof as the sky lights was off we was chucking small pieces of wood up to them with silly notes on,one missed and smashed the strip light very near to harmers head ,i was thrown out of that lesson for good .

Also hanging a roll of toilet paper from the forth floor window so it dangled past the staff room window on 2nd floor .

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