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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:21 pm Post subject: Richard branson |
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at presant im reading richard branson autobiography.it is fantastic .i was given the book i would never have brought it as i thought he would be a pomppus pratt who was up there self.how wrong i was,
the storys in it are just really funny for example
richard is at a party and loses his virginity hes giving this girl one who he things is making all the right noises.he comes and gos as it were and shes still there huffing and puffing and moaning .hes thing wow first time and i give the girl multiples when in actual fact shes having a astma attack
another one was
he lived on a house boat which was sinking so his nighbours helped to get there thinks out .there standing in knee deep water and the nighbour takes a box down off a shelf in the bedroom .it also brought down his wifes vibrater which somehow turned on and like a torpedo went through the water.
i think for a bloke as rich as him he didnt have to put this sort of stuff in the book.it really is a great book though and would highly reccomend it.
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